The F Word: 3x5

Beckingham Palace

Four estate agents prepare a meal in Gordon’s restaurant this week. Chris Moyles finds himself being challenged to make a curry better than his local takeaway can make.

Gordon’s lambs move to Victoria and David Beckham’s place.

On the menu: black pudding, potato rosti, and pan-fried eggs; veal scallop with tapenade; and tiramisu.