Birds Do It

Melvin Byrd, who dreams of being a scientist, is a Cape Kennedy "miniscule molecular particle surveillance monitor" - in short, a janitor. His job is to keep a major rocket project completely dust-free, and this he does with his own hilariously fantastic inventions - including a literal attack on dirt by a "knight on a white horse". In his work, he meets Judy, a chimp involved in a top-secret project, which leads Melvin into the one room strictly off-limits to him. Not until he has entered the project room does Melvin learn that any man entering it will be negatively ionized - making him fly like a bird.

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  Andrew Marton
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  James Gordon McLean
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  Joseph Gannon

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  Soupy Sales
  Melvin Byrd
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  Tab Hunter
  Lieutenant Porter
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  Arthur O'Connell
  Professor Wald
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  Edward Andrews
  General Smithburn
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  Doris Dowling
  Congresswoman Clanger
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  Beverly Adams
  Claudine Wald
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  Louis Quinn
  Sergeant Skam
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  Frank Nastasi
  Yellow Cab Driver
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  Burt Taylor
  Devlin
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  Courtney Brown
  Arno
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  Russell Saunders
  Clurg
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  Julian Voloshin
  Professor Nep
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  Bob Bersell
  Doorman
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  Warren Day
  Curtis
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  Jay Laskay
  Willie
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  Burt Leigh
  Radar Operator
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  Dean Martin
  Golfer
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  Groucho Marx
  Man Looking Through Window At Melvin Flying