Brain Smasher... A Love Story

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.

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  Albert Pyun
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  Laura Nisbet Peters
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  Mark Cotone

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  Andrew Dice Clay
  Ed Molloy
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  Teri Hatcher
  Samantha Crain
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  Yuji Okumoto
  Wu
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  Deborah Van Valkenburgh
  Cammy Crain
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  Brion James
  Brown
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  Tim Thomerson
  Black
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  Charles Rocket
  Jones
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  Nicholas Guest
  Smith
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  Dorothy Dells
  Miss Bellows
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  Wrick Jones
  Lead Officer
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  Galen Schrick
  Jim Romeo
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  Steve Tancora
  Bob Brisco
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  Peter Kwong
  Red Monk
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  Danny Perkin
  Guy in Line 2
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  Ross Huffman-Kerr
  Night Manager
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  Russ Fast
  Ted
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  Billie Worley
  Punk
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  Dee Booher
  Bertha
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  Liz Sheridan
  Ma Molloy
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  Lin Shaye
  Make up Artist