Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

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  Norman Cohen
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  Bill Westley
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  Marjorie Lavelly
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  Chris Carreras

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  Robin Askwith
  Timmy Lea
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  Anthony Booth
  Sid Noggett
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  Doris Hare
  Mrs. Lea
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  Bill Maynard
  Mr. Walter Lea
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  Sheila White
  Rosie Noggett
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  Colin Crompton
  Fred Roughage
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  Liz Fraser
  Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
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  Linda Hayden
  Brigitte Dubois
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  John Junkin
  Mr. William Whitemonk
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  Lance Percival
  Lionel
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  Nicola Blackman
  Blackbird
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  Nicholas Bond-Owen
  Kevin
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  Caroline Ellis
  Glad
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  Sue Upton
  Reen
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  Penny Meredith
  Married Woman
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  David Auker
  Alberto Smarmi
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  Mike Savage
  Kevin's Dad
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  Janet Edis
  Kevin's Mum
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  Deborah Brayshaw
  Go Cart Girl
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  Kim Hardy
  Announcer