I Only Arsked

A group of misfit soldiers are desperately trying to fiddle themselves some leave. Instead they wrangle a posting to the British Middle-East protectorate of Darawa. Their frustrations and disappointment at landing one of the harshest territories is compensated when they discover a secret passage to the King's harem.

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  Montgomery Tully
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  John Peverall
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  Doreen Dearnaley

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  Bernard Bresslaw
  Excused Boots Bisley
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  Michael Medwin
  Cpl. Springer
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  Alfie Bass
  Excused Boots Bisley
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  Geoffrey Sumner
  Major Upshott-Bagley
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  Charles Hawtrey
  Pvt. 'Professor' Hatchett
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  Marie Devereux
  Harem Girl
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  Michael Bentine
  Fred