If You Go Down in the Woods Today

A Boy Scout troupe led by their scoutmaster (Sykes) is on a field trip to a seemingly-peaceful English woodland. However, the woods are actually teeming with strange characters, some of whom turn out to be disguised police officers and others criminals. The police are searching for £2,000,000 in stolen banknotes and hope that the criminals will lead them to them. The criminals, on the other hand, are aware that the police are looking for them and doing their best to avoid betraying the location of their stash.

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  Eric Sykes

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  Eric Sykes
  Mr. Pangbourne
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  Robin Bailey
  Chief Constable
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  Norman Bird
  Doctor
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  Glyn Houston
  Ticket Collector
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  Roy Kinnear
  Fishfingers
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  Fulton Mackay
  Colonel Noriss
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  Lee Montague
  Guvnor
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  Tony Selby
  Boozy
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  George Sewell
  Knocker
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  Crispin Dexter
  Edison
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  Wayne Brooks
  Cub Scout
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  Alan Cox
  Cub Scout
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  Quinn Hawkins
  Cub Scout
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  Terry Kinsella
  Cub Scout
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  Keith Shail
  Cub Scout
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  Rupert Sheard
  Cub Scout
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  Timothy Woodward
  Cub Scout
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  Joseph Brady
  Father Williams
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  Steven Crossley
  Picnic 1
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  Dean Harris
  PC Radio Operator