Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive

A man is hired by a group of people he believes to be gangsters to escort a briefcase from America to Hong Kong. When he arrives, however, his contact is nowhere to be found. With no further instructions, he decides to take in the sights of Hong Kong, which consist of him taking part in a great deal of blood, sex and general weirdness, all while wearing a briefcase handcuffed to his arm.

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  Wayne Wang
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  Spencer Nakasako
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  Johnny Lee

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  Victor Wong Chi-Keung
  Blind Man
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  Victor Wong
  Blind Man
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  Lo Lieh
  Pianist
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  Lo Wei
  Big Boss
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  Spencer Nakasako
  Yat Boon Jai
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  Cora Miao
  Money
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  Allen Fong
  Taxi Driver
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  Cheng Kwun-Min
  Uncle Cheng
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  Lam Chung
  Ex-Red Guard
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  Chan Kim-Wan
  Duck Killer
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  John Chan
  The Son-in-Law
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  Ricky Ho Pui-Tung
  Punk #2
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  Cinda Hui
  Kitty
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  Bonnie Ngai Chau-Wah
  The Daughter
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  Angela Yu Chien
  Blue Velvet
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  Dennis Dun
  Narrator
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  Gary Kong
  Punk #1
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  Wu Kin Man
  Spiritualist
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  Kai-Bong Chau
  Self