Meet Monica Velour

For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.

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  Keith Bearden
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  Elisa Forni

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  Kim Cattrall
  Linda Romanoli
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  Dustin Ingram
  Tobe
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  Brian Dennehy
  Pop Pop
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  Jee Young Han
  Amanda
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  Daniel Yelsky
  Kenny
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  Keith David
  Claude
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  Sam McMurray
  Ronnie
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  Elizabeth Shapiro
  Snickers
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  Jamie Tisdale
  Young Monica
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  Gracie Rose
  Kayla
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  Tony Cox
  Petting Zoo Club Owner
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  Henry Yuk
  Amandas Dad
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  Kyle Hillman
  Jock
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  Kojo Asiedu
  Classmate
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  Lauren Mae Shafer
  Punk Girl
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  Paige Friscioni
  Blonde Girl
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  James Wallington
  Frat Boy (uncredited)