No Sex Please - We're British

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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  Cliff Owen
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  Ariel Levy

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  Ronnie Corbett
  Brian Runnicles
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  Beryl Reid
  Bertha Hunter
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  Arthur Lowe
  Mr. Leslie Bromley
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  Ian Ogilvy
  David Hunter
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  Susan Penhaligon
  Penny Hunter
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  Michael Bates
  Mr. Arnold Needham
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  Cheryl Hall
  Daphne Martin
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  David Swift
  Inspector Paul
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  Deryck Guyler
  Park Keeper
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  Valerie Leon
  Susan
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  Margaret Nolan
  Barbara
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  Gerald Sim
  Reverend John Mower
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  Michael Robbins
  Car Driver
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  Frank Thornton
  Glass Shop Manager
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  Michael Ripper
  Traffic Warden
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  Lloyd Lamble
  American Man
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  Mavis Villiers
  American Lady
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  Sydney Bromley
  Rag & Bone Man
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  John Bindon
  Pete Hunter
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  Stephen Greif
  Niko