Polyester

Blessed with a keen sense of smell and cursed with a philandering pornographer husband, a parasitic mother, and a pair of delinquent children, the long-suffering Francine Fishpaw turns to the bottle as her life falls apart -- until deliverance appears in the form of a hunk named Todd Tomorrow. Originally screened with "Odorama" scratch and sniff cards so the audience could (at their own risk) smell along with the film.

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  John Waters
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  Pat Moran

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  Divine
  Francine Fishpaw
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  Tab Hunter
  Todd Tomorrow
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  Edith Massey
  Cuddles Kovinsky
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  David Samson
  Elmer Fishpaw
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  Mary Garlington
  Lu-Lu Fishpaw
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  Ken King
  Dexter Fishpaw
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  Mink Stole
  Sandra Sullivan
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  Joni Ruth White
  La Rue
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  Hans Kramm
  Heintz
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  Stiv Bators
  Bo-Bo Belsinger
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  Rick Breitenfeld
  Dr. Arnold Quackenshaw
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  Michael Watson
  Freddy Ashton
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  Derek Neal
  Pimp
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  Jean Hill
  Gospel Bus Hijacker
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  Jim Hill
  Picket Reporter
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  John Brothers
  TV News Announcer
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  Mary Vivian Pearce
  Nun A
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  Sharon Niesp
  Nun B
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  Cookie Mueller
  Betty Lalinski
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  Marina Melin
  Supermarket Victim