S.F.W.

An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.

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  Jefery Levy
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  Sarah Auerswald

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  Stephen Dorff
  Cliff Spab
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  Reese Witherspoon
  Wendy Pfister
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  Jake Busey
  Morrow Streeter
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  Joey Lauren Adams
  Monica Dice
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  Pamela Gidley
  Janet Streeter
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  David Barry Gray
  Scott Spab
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  Jack Noseworthy
  Joe Dice
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  Richard Portnow
  Gerald Parsley
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  Tobey Maguire
  Al
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  Amber Benson
  Babs Wyler
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  John Roarke
  Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone
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  Edward Wiley
  Mr. Spab
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  Lela Ivey
  Mrs. Spab
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  Natasha Gregson Wagner
  Kristen
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  Annie McEnroe
  Dolly
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  Virgil Frye
  Earl
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  Francesca P. Roberts
  Kim Martin
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  Soon-Tek Oh
  Milt Morris
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  Steve Antin
  Dick Zetterland
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  Gary Coleman
  Gary Coleman