Stealing Harvard

John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.

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  Bruce McCulloch
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  Drew Ann Rosenberg

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  Jason Lee
  John Plummer
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  Tom Green
  Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
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  Leslie Mann
  Elaine Warner
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  Megan Mullally
  Patty Plummer
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  Dennis Farina
  Mr. Warner
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  Tammy Blanchard
  Noreen Plummer
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  Richard Jenkins
  Honorable Judge Emmett Cook
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  Chris Penn
  David Loach
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  John C. McGinley
  Detective Charles
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  Seymour Cassel
  Uncle Jack
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  Don Wilson
  Loach's Friend
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  Martin Starr
  Liquor Store Clerk
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  Bruce McCulloch
  Fidio the Lawyer
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  Mary Gillis
  Duff's Mom
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  Ken Magee
  Butcher
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  Nick Offerman
  Electrician
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  Paul Feig
  Electrician
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  Jeanette Miller
  Grandma
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  Thomas Rosales Jr.
  Loach's Bandit
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  Steffiana De La Cruz
  Loach's Girlfriend