Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?

War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.

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  Hy Averback

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  Brian Keith
  Officer Michael M. Nace
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  Tony Curtis
  Shannon Gambroni
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  Ernest Borgnine
  Sheriff Harve
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  Ivan Dixon
  Sgt. Jones
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  Suzanne Pleshette
  Ramona
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  Tom Ewell
  Billy Joe Davis
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  Bradford Dillman
  Capt. Myerson
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  Arthur O'Connell
  Mr. Kruft
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  John Fiedler
  Maj. Purvis
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  Don Ameche
  Col. Flanders
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  Christopher Mitchum
  Alturi
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  Jean Argyle
  Mrs. Calhoun
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  John James Bannon
  1st MP
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  Stan Barrett
  Green Beret Soldier
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  Dorothy Green
  Mrs. Kruft
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  John Lasell
  Dr. Hillery
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  James Gavin
  Helicopter Pilot