Ted & Venus

Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

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  Bud Cort

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  Bud Cort
  Ted Whitley
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  James Brolin
  Max Waters
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  Kim Adams
  Linda Turner
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  Carol Kane
  Colette
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  Pamella D'Pella
  Gloria
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  Brian Thompson
  Herb
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  Rhea Perlman
  Grace
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  Woody Harrelson
  Homeless Vietnam Veteran
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  Martin Mull
  Ted's Attorney
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  Roberta Wallach
  District Attorney
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  Timothy Leary
  Judge William H. Converse
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  Tricia O'Neil
  Judge Katherine Notch
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  Tony Genaro
  Bailiff
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  Vincent Schiavelli
  Publisher
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  Andrea Martin
  Bag Lady
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  Cassandra Peterson
  Lisa
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  Tracy Reiner
  Shelly
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  Arleen Sorkin
  Marcia
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  Pat McCormick
  Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
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  Gena Rowlands
  Mrs. Turner