The Big Tease

Thinking he's competing in Los Angeles' hot Platinum Scissors contest, Scottish hairstylist Crawford leaves Glasgow with a film crew to capture the event. When he learns he's a mere audience member, Crawford must find a way to become the mane event.

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  Kevin Allen

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  Craig Ferguson
  Crawford Mackenzie
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  David Rasche
  Stig
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  Mary McCormack
  Monique
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  Donal Logue
  Eamonn
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  Larry Miller
  Dunston Cactus
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  Nina Siemaszko
  Betty Fuego
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  Charles Napier
  Sen. Warren Crockett
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  David Hasselhoff
  David Hasselhoff
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  Michael Paul Chan
  Clarence
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  Drew Carey
  Drew Carey
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  Sara Gilbert
  Gretle Dickens
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  Cathy Lee Crosby
  Cathy Lee Crosby
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  Ted McGinley
  Johnny Darjerling
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  Caitlyn Jenner
  Bruce Jenner
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  Frances Fisher
  Candy
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  Chris Langham
  BBC Interviewer
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  Melissa Rivers
  Dianne Abbott
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  Cynthia Basinet
  Hotel Clerk
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  Emily Procter
  Young Valhenna Woman
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  Jay Thomas
  Tony Bolero (uncredited)