The Boys in Blue

Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.

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  Val Guest

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  Bobby Ball
  P.C. Bobby Ball
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  Tommy Cannon
  Sergeant Tommy Cannon
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  Suzanne Danielle
  Kim
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  Roy Kinnear
  Mr. Lloyd
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  Eric Sykes
  Chief Constable
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  Jack Douglas
  Chief Superintendent
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  Jon Pertwee
  Coastguard
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  Edward Judd
  Hilling
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  Arthur English
  Man on Motorbike
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  Eric Francis
  Fred the Postman
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  Billy Burden
  Herdsman
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  Nigel Lambert
  Estate Agent
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  Ken Barker
  Chief Superintendent's Driver
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  Richard Borthwick
  Customs Officer
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  John D. Collins
  Customs Officer
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  Su Douglas
  Hilling's Secretary
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  Laurence Harrington
  Police Radio Operator
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  Richard Hunter
  High Street Policeman
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  Peter Rutherford
  Heavy Set Man
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  Rosemary Williams
  WPC Radio Operator