The Naked Truth

Two friends, both named Frank, accidentally obtain a suitcase at the airport. It contains incriminating evidence against a mafia boss, who sends his Terminator-like lackie to find them. The Franks hide by impersonating make-up women for a beauty pageant. While in drag, the mafioso falls in love with one of the Franks.

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  Nico Mastorakis

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  Robert Caso
  Frank I / Ethel
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  Kevin Schon
  Frank II / Mirabelle
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  Courtney Gibbs
  Misty Blue / Joanne
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  Herb Edelman
  Rupert Hess
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  Brian Thompson
  Bruno
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  M. Emmet Walsh
  Garcia / Gesundheim
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  Shannon Tweed
  The First Class Stewardess
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  Zsa Zsa Gabor
  The Stewardess
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  Little Richard
  Airborne Mustard Lover
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  John Vernon
  Von Bulo
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  Alex Cord
  Herskovitz
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  Yvonne De Carlo
  Mrs. Hess
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  Richard Gautier
  The Bartender
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  Norman Fell
  The Dentist
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  Billy Barty
  The Bell Boy
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  Lou Ferrigno
  Fed. #1
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  David Birney
  Fed. #2
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  Camilla Sparv
  The Maitre D'
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  Erik Estrada
  Gonzales
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  Bubba Smith
  The Cop
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  Shelley Michelle
  Miss Honduras
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  Julie Gray
  Miss Hungary
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  Lisa Altamirano
  Miss Spain
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  Cindy Ambuehl
  Miss Italy (as Cynthia Ambuehl)