The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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  Mike Maguire
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  Tom Kuntz

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  Len Cariou
  Norm Archer
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  Steven Seagal
  Cock Puncher
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  Larissa Laskin
  Dana Dobbs
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  Ken Takemoto
  Sensei
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  Don McManus
  Dennis McCormick
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  Michael Bolton
  Michael Bolton
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  Ahmed Ahmed
  Ahmed
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  Brendan Fletcher
  White Black Guy Tim
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  Daniel Dae Kim
  Ivy Leaguer
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  Meredith Baxter
  Cooking Show Chef
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  Jed Rees
  Wizard Proteus
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  Rodney Dangerfield
  Rodney Dangerfield
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  Ahmed B. Badran
  Peruvian
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  Scott Klace
  Kip Kendall
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  Barbara Pilavin
  Alzheimers Old Lady
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  Sandy Kenyon
  Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
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  Orlando Seale
  Producer
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  Brian Powell
  Typical Neighbor Husband
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  Erik Stolhanske
  Producer
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  Sarah McElligott
  Melissa Cherry