The Silence of the Hams

Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho killer who has psycho-killed over 120 people. But to learn more about his target, he's forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend, Jane Wine, has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel, so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a horrible storm and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel, is dominated by his insane mother.

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  Ezio Greggio
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  Alexis Cahill
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  William Paul Clark
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  Franklin A. Vallette
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  Marco Black
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  Carter Peabody

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  Ezio Greggio
  Antonio Motel
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  Dom DeLuise
  Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
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  Billy Zane
  Jo Dee Foster
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  Joanna Pacula
  Lily Wine
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  Charlene Tilton
  Jane Wine
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  Martin Balsam
  Det. Martin Balsam
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  Stuart Pankin
  Insp. Pete Putrid
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  John Astin
  The Ranger
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  Phyllis Diller
  Old Secretary
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  Bubba Smith
  Olaf
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  Larry Storch
  Sergeant
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  Rip Taylor
  Mr. Laurel
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  Shelley Winters
  Mrs. Motel (The Mother)
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  Nedra Volz
  Ranger's Wife
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  Andre Rosey Brown
  Motorcycle Cop
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  Henry Silva
  Police Chief
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  Marshall Bell
  Cross Dressing Agent
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  Lee Allan
  Agent #1
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  Sal Landi
  Agent #2
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  Pat Rick
  President Bill Clinton