Up the Chastity Belt

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

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  Bob Kellett
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  Doreen Dearnaley
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  Mike Gowans

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  Frankie Howerd
  Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart
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  Graham Crowden
  Sir Coward de Custard
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  Bill Fraser
  Sir Braggart de Bombast
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  Roy Hudd
  Nick the Pick
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  Hugh Paddick
  Robin Hood
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  Anna Quayle
  Lady Ashfodel
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  Fred Emney
  Mortimer
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  Dave King
  Landlord of The Blue Boar
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  Lance Percival
  Our Man in the Holy Land
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  Nora Swinburne
  Mistress of the Bed Chamber
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  Godfrey Winn
  The Archbishop Of All England
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  Eartha Kitt
  Scheherazade
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  David Battley
  Yokel
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  Royce Mills
  Knotweed
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  Veronica Clifford
  Winifred
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  Frank Thornton
  Master of Ceremonies
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  Iain Cuthbertson
  Teutonic Knight
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  Billy Walker
  Chopper
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  Derek Griffiths
  Saladin
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  Rita Webb
  Maid Marian