What Did You Do in the War, Daddy?

A by-the-book Captain is ordered to capture a strategic village in Italy. The Italian soldiers are willing to surrender, if they can have a festival first. The lieutenant convinces the Captain this is the only way. Because of aerial reconnaissance, they must look like they are fighting. To sort this out an intelligence officer is sent in. Meanwhile the festival gets complicated with the Mayors daughter.

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  Blake Edwards
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  Hazel W. Hall

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  James Coburn
  Lieutenant Christian
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  Dick Shawn
  Captain Lionel Cash
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  Sergio Fantoni
  Captain Oppo
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  Aldo Ray
  Sergeant Rizzo
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  Giovanna Ralli
  Gina Romano
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  Harry Morgan
  Major Pott
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  Carroll O'Connor
  General Bolt
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  Leon Askin
  Colonel Kastorp
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  Thomas Hunter
  American GI #3
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  Jay Novello
  Mayor Romano
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  Art Lewis
  Needleman
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  Johnny Seven
  Vittorio
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  Joe Lo Presti
  Italian Soldier (uncredited)
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  Rico Cattani
  Benedetto
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  Vito Scotti
  Frederico
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  William Bryant
  Minow
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  Kurt Kreuger
  German Captain
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  Robert Carricart
  Cook
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  Ralph Manza
  Waiter
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  Danny Francis
  Bus Boy