Seasons and episodes
1Season 1 Sep. 07, 1981
1 - 1Families At War Sep. 07, 1981
1 - 2Of Meissen Men Sep. 14, 1981
1 - 3A Night At The Opera Sep. 21, 1981
1 - 4A Matched Pair Sep. 28, 1981
1 - 5Nothing But The Truth Oct. 05, 1981
1 - 6Father Of The Groom Oct. 19, 1981
2Season 2 Sep. 07, 1982
2 - 1Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ? Sep. 07, 1982
2 - 2As Young As You Feel Sep. 14, 1982
2 - 3A Woman's Place ... Sep. 21, 1982
2 - 4Blood Brothers Sep. 28, 1982
2 - 5lf You Knew Susan Oct. 05, 1982
2 - 6The More We Are Together Oct. 12, 1982
3Season 3 Oct. 10, 1983
3 - 1Taking Stock Oct. 10, 1983
3 - 2Partners Oct. 17, 1983
3 - 3A Nose For Quality Oct. 24, 1983
3 - 4The End Of The Line Oct. 31, 1983
3 - 5The Welsh Connection Nov. 07, 1983
3 - 6Not On The Same Wavelength Nov. 14, 1983
4Season 4 Nov. 08, 1984
4 - 1A Home of Your Own Nov. 08, 1984
4 - 2The Royal Connection Nov. 15, 1984
4 - 3Words and Music Nov. 22, 1984
4 - 4No Flame Like An Old Flame Nov. 29, 1984
4 - 5Love's Neighbours' Lost Dec. 06, 1984
4 - 6Come Fly with Me! Dec. 13, 1984
5Season 5 Jan. 08, 1986
5 - 1In Whom We Tryst Jan. 08, 1986
5 - 2Going, Going, Gone! Jan. 15, 1986
5 - 3Thicker Than Water Jan. 22, 1986
5 - 4Kung Who? Jan. 29, 1986
5 - 5Reading Between the Lines Feb. 05, 1986
5 - 6Definitely Not Cricket! Feb. 12, 1986
6Season 6 Jan. 15, 1987
6 - 1Feed A Cold Jan. 15, 1987
6 - 2Going to Pot Jan. 22, 1987
6 - 3Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing Jan. 29, 1987
6 - 4A Night to Remember Feb. 05, 1987
6 - 5The Battle of Deveraux Dale Feb. 12, 1987
6 - 6Affair of the Heart Feb. 19, 1987
7Season 7 Jan. 27, 1988
7 - 1Settled Out of Court Jan. 27, 1988
7 - 2The Wagers of Sin Feb. 03, 1988
7 - 3Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered Feb. 10, 1988
7 - 4The Second Time Around Feb. 17, 1988
7 - 5Born to Blush Unseen Feb. 24, 1988
7 - 6Fasten Your Seat Belts Mar. 02, 1988
8Season 8 Oct. 24, 1988
8 - 1Grandfathers-In-Law Oct. 24, 1988
8 - 2Nursery Times Oct. 31, 1988
8 - 3Whose Baby? Nov. 07, 1988
8 - 4Never Say Die Nov. 14, 1988
8 - 5Moving On Nov. 21, 1988
8 - 6It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet Nov. 28, 1988
9Season 9 Sep. 06, 1989
9 - 1Just the Ticket Sep. 06, 1989
9 - 2A Point of Honour Sep. 13, 1989
9 - 3A New Lease of Life Sep. 20, 1989
9 - 4Aspects of Love Sep. 27, 1989
9 - 5Neighbours Oct. 04, 1989
9 - 6Bonjour Paris! Oct. 11, 1989
9 - 7A Winter's Tale Dec. 28, 1989
10Season 10 Sep. 05, 1990
10 - 1X Marks the Spot Sep. 05, 1990
10 - 2S.W.A.L.K. Sep. 12, 1990
10 - 3Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Sep. 19, 1990
10 - 4Happy Holiday Sep. 26, 1990
10 - 5There But for the Grace of God Oct. 03, 1990
10 - 6A Car By Any Other Name Oct. 10, 1990
11Season 11 Sep. 04, 1991
11 - 1Viva Espana! Sep. 04, 1991
11 - 2The Best Laid Plans Sep. 11, 1991
11 - 3Born Again Sep. 18, 1991
11 - 4There Goes the Bride Sep. 25, 1991
11 - 5Two Fools and Their Money Oct. 02, 1991
11 - 6The First of the Queue Oct. 09, 1991
Creator
Creator
Cast
Simon Peel
Oliver Smallbridge
Aunt Eleanor
Banks
Ringo
Synopsis
Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane.
It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles.
The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.
Original title Never the Twain
TMDb Rating 6.6 9 votes
First air date Sep. 07, 1981
Last air date Oct. 09, 1991
Seasons 11
Episodes 67
Average Duration 30 minutes
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